Sometimes he has to wonder.......
I like to be silly and fun and enjoy life, very rarely am I so serious!
Even without thinking I say the most off the wall things like I just made a monumental discovery and Adam will just sit there and look at me in pure amazement.
Exhibit A
Raisinets
One fine day I was eating some raisinets and watching a movie with Adam and just happen to look at the box, I seen grapes on the package. Struck me as odd so I did some further investigation, and read that raisins are grapes. I took a big gasp and sat up rather quickly to show Adam what I had discovered.
One fine day I was eating some raisinets and watching a movie with Adam and just happen to look at the box, I seen grapes on the package. Struck me as odd so I did some further investigation, and read that raisins are grapes. I took a big gasp and sat up rather quickly to show Adam what I had discovered.
"Adam your not going to believe this.......did you know that raisins are grapes, grapes are freaking raisins?"
I received a blank stare and he just walked to the wall and started hitting his head against it. I thought he was to astonished by this discovery, he then just looked at me and said
"babe you can't be serious"
"babe you can't be serious"
"SERIOUS........am I serious check the box for your self if you don't believe me!"
Knowing at this point I was serious he sat me down and said yes Erin grapes are raisins and cucumbers are pickles!
"excuse me......pickles are what?"
I had to google that fact right away.
Turns out my discovery was not that great, although for the time being I thought I was the smartest chick ever!
Exhibit B
Exhibit B
Paranormal Activity
"The Movie"
Needless to say it scared the shit out of me. It was pretty late and he said alright babe you coming to bed.
"what? Right now.....in the dark.....can I at least watch a happy show first, like 5 mins of golden girls, or maybe even an infomercial....anything"
No he wasn't having it because he was tired and no way was I going to stay up by myself and have to y'all ass down the stairs after turning off all the lights"
I raced down the stairs to get in bed before him so he would have to shut the lights off.
I had probably been asleep for maybe 10 mins when I feel the bed moving at the foot of the bed.....I grabbed my cell phone clicked a button so it would act as a flash light and there he was acting like the girl from the movie head cocked to one side eyes rolled back in his head, I am pretty sure that was one of the closest times I almost peed my self as an adult.
As for him....he nearly peed himself for laughing so hard.
He ended up screwing himself on that one, we are both pretty independent sleepers and like to have our own space.....not that night we have a king size bed and that night was if we were sleeping on a twin, right up and close with him.
<3
Now for Exhibit C
The Jackie Chan
Me and my husband like to horse around all the time, wrestle, joke, just plain have fun.
I don't even know how we got started this one day but in the midst of horsing around in the kitchen somehow he ended up with my foot at his waist list line, he just help on to it and wouldn't let it go. So I will admit sometimes I have ideas that play out way better in my head then what really happens. I envisioned this super sweet round house kick that would cause him to release my foot and I would end in some pretty amazing pose. Ive seen it done in the movies at least a dozen times.This is definitely not what happened I just had my hand braced upon the sink and started with my move. I literally went straight up to about waist level both feet in the air and came crashing down flat on the floor. I mean I hit hard.
There was some pause there for quite some time Adam just sat there trying to figure out what in the world I was trying to do. Then there I was still face down on the kitchen floor. I hit the floor so hard I thought for sure something was broken, hip, leg, something. I had no air to breathe just barly saying "Adam check me, Adam check me, I'm pretty sure I broke my hip!" he just started to laugh and then he assessed me to make sure indeed my hip was not broken in multiple places!
I do have to say, we keep it very entertaining!
I had probably been asleep for maybe 10 mins when I feel the bed moving at the foot of the bed.....I grabbed my cell phone clicked a button so it would act as a flash light and there he was acting like the girl from the movie head cocked to one side eyes rolled back in his head, I am pretty sure that was one of the closest times I almost peed my self as an adult.
As for him....he nearly peed himself for laughing so hard.
He ended up screwing himself on that one, we are both pretty independent sleepers and like to have our own space.....not that night we have a king size bed and that night was if we were sleeping on a twin, right up and close with him.
<3
Now for Exhibit C
The Jackie Chan
I don't even know how we got started this one day but in the midst of horsing around in the kitchen somehow he ended up with my foot at his waist list line, he just help on to it and wouldn't let it go. So I will admit sometimes I have ideas that play out way better in my head then what really happens. I envisioned this super sweet round house kick that would cause him to release my foot and I would end in some pretty amazing pose. Ive seen it done in the movies at least a dozen times.This is definitely not what happened I just had my hand braced upon the sink and started with my move. I literally went straight up to about waist level both feet in the air and came crashing down flat on the floor. I mean I hit hard.
There was some pause there for quite some time Adam just sat there trying to figure out what in the world I was trying to do. Then there I was still face down on the kitchen floor. I hit the floor so hard I thought for sure something was broken, hip, leg, something. I had no air to breathe just barly saying "Adam check me, Adam check me, I'm pretty sure I broke my hip!" he just started to laugh and then he assessed me to make sure indeed my hip was not broken in multiple places!
I do have to say, we keep it very entertaining!
This whole post made me laugh! ;)
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