Sometimes my husband worries about me.......

Sometimes he has to wonder.......

I like to be silly and fun and enjoy life, very rarely am I so serious!

Even without thinking I say the most off the wall things like I just made a monumental discovery and Adam will just sit there and look at me in pure amazement.

Exhibit A

Raisinets

 One fine day I was eating some raisinets and watching a movie with Adam and just happen to look at the box, I seen grapes on the package. Struck me as odd so I did some further investigation, and read that raisins are grapes. I took a big gasp and sat up rather quickly to show Adam what I had discovered.

"Adam your not going to believe this.......did you know that raisins are grapes, grapes are freaking raisins?"

I received a blank stare and he just walked to the wall and started hitting his head against it. I thought he was to astonished by this discovery, he then just looked at me and said
"babe you can't be serious"

"SERIOUS........am I serious check the box for your self if you don't believe me!"

Knowing at this point I was serious he sat me down and said yes Erin grapes are raisins and cucumbers are pickles!

"excuse me......pickles are what?"

I had to google that fact right away.

Turns out my discovery was not that great, although for the time being I thought I was the smartest chick ever!


Exhibit B

Paranormal Activity

"The Movie"

Adam watched this movies while at was at work one evening, so the next day he said I had to watch it. I watched it thinking the while dam thing was real and legit. I nearly broke Adams hand while watching the movie and he pretty much knew his night was doomed considering I like scary movies, but not right before bed. (Don't Judge)

Needless to say it scared the shit out of me. It was pretty late and he said alright babe you coming to bed.

"what? Right now.....in the dark.....can I at least watch a happy show first, like 5 mins of golden girls, or maybe even an infomercial....anything"

No he wasn't having it because he was tired and no way was I going to stay up by myself and have to y'all ass down the stairs after turning off all the lights"

I raced down the stairs to get in bed before him so he would have to shut the lights off. 
I had probably been asleep for maybe 10 mins when I feel the bed moving at the foot of the bed.....I grabbed my cell phone clicked a button so it would act as a flash light and there he was acting like the girl from the movie head cocked to one side eyes rolled back in his head, I am pretty sure that was one of the closest times I almost peed my self as an adult.
As for him....he nearly peed himself for laughing so hard.
He ended up screwing himself on that one, we are both pretty independent sleepers and like to have our own space.....not that night we have a king size bed and that night was if we were sleeping on a twin, right up and close with him.
<3

Now for Exhibit C
The Jackie Chan

Me and my husband like to horse around all the time, wrestle, joke, just plain have fun.
I don't even know how we got started this one day but in the midst of horsing around in the kitchen somehow he ended up with my foot at his waist list line, he just help on to it and wouldn't let it go. So I will admit sometimes I have ideas that play out way better in my head then what really happens. I envisioned this super sweet round house kick that would cause him to release my foot and I would end in some pretty amazing pose. Ive seen it done in the movies at least a dozen times.This is definitely not what happened I just had my hand braced upon the sink and started with my move. I literally went straight up to about waist level both feet in the air and came crashing down flat on the floor. I mean I hit hard.
There was some pause there for quite some time Adam just sat there trying to figure out what in the world I was trying to do. Then there I was still face down on the kitchen floor. I hit the floor so hard I thought for sure something was broken, hip, leg, something. I had no air to breathe just barly saying "Adam check me, Adam check me, I'm pretty sure I broke my hip!" he just started to laugh and then he assessed me to make sure indeed my hip was not broken in multiple places!

I do have to say, we keep it very entertaining!

Pillow Talk........oooooolala!

It's been one crazy few weeks and I cherish all the alone time I get with my husband to catch up, see how each others day has gone, talk about anything and everything!

We just had a long day, we both worked, Ashton had football practice, we had errands to run and before long it was 10:30pm. I had just gotten out of out the shower and put some pjs on, and had just layed next to him in bed before I dried my hair.

I was talking about a garage sale I had went to where they had a lot of old stuff, which I love!

I wanted a lot of it not gonna lie but ended up just getting one thing. The lady asked was that it for me and I told her ya, I said my husband says I remind him of his mother when I bring home all this antique shit, the lady then said you know what they always say.......a man will marry a girl that is just like his mother.

So while I was having a conversation with Adam, I was telling him this lovely story, he didn't find it as humorous as I did! He actually looked at me in disgust.......why? Well actually I was trying to seduce him while telling this story, and as soon as I said that, well that shot any chance I had. I basically just kept making it worse with out trying, he had his hand in my hair And I said is that why you like my hair short, (just recently cut my hair), he quit doing that right away!

I guess moral of the story is to not bring up his mother while in our bed!

It was rather funny, but dually noted that one in the things of not how to light his fire!

Welp....it's been awhile!

Lots to write about since the last time I posted and.......here goes with what's been going on!

SCHOOOOOOOL TIME!

Yes sir, the kids have started back at school. Bitter sweet I guess! They are growing so fast! Ashton started 6th and Landon started 2nd! For the most part they are loving it. I mean really where does the time go. Ashton will be 12 this winter.......12!! Can you freaking believe it! Landon is vastly approaching 8!

 As with any school year I love to take pictures and usually go to the school with at least one of them to be their very own paparazzi for the morning. Well I blew that one out of the water when Landon started 1st grade, and honestly I don't even know where it came from, I just started bawling like a babbling brook, tears, & mascara running down the face. Landon looked at me and was like "mom really" Ashton had walked down there with me to drop Landon off first so after I had a near melt down do you think Ashton was going to let me walk him down to his classroom......that would be a no. He started walking briskly to his class I said Ash, can I get a picture, he ever so cool, through up a piece sign and headed to class!

So alas this year for school, they only allowed me to take pictures outside while we were waiting for the bus!

Even if I'm crazy, having a meltdown, sad about them going to school, we still need each other and <3 each other!

Could you only imagine when they start college.....just wait boys!

Oh how the weekend goes so fast!

Had such a good weekend.

Trying to help my brother change his life around, he moved in and hopefully with a little encouragement he will change his life for the better, I know he has it in him we will see what happens.

Helped the neighbors move to a bigger place across the street. Neighbors that you are just like you and you get along with really well are hard to come by! They are almost like part of the family! So lovin it right now!

Was a little sickish this weekend but I hate being sick and pull through, I figure if you don't act sick you will be fine.

Lastly house hunting! It's fun and a tiring process! We will find one eventually!